Billy Ray Cyrus Puppet Master


So when I think about the recent events in pop music, I cant help but be drawn on the subject of Miley Cyrus and the whole furore around her recent sexually explicit performances which have been driven so much from the misogynistic side of music. Obviously there has been a lot of blame placed on her, but one must look past her and take a look at her parents especially her dad Billy Ray Cyrus.

Billy Ray Cyrus, the American muskrat turned country singer and probably the only living proof that scientific and genetic cross breading with different species ever took place. With a mere glance at his DNA will tell you that he is pretty much 95% Muskrat, that displays certain gnoring tendencies whilst managing his offspring with a tight Disney clenched fist. wiping his grease slicked arse on dollar bills whilst concocting songs from the sounds of traditional mating calls.

So Achy Breaky Heart is the sound of the devils chasm being ripped right open with cheese wire guitars and a falsified hicksville personality that’s laden with a charmless gloop, force breeding his daughter through a smut layered Disney land full of candy floss fodder.

Mind you what do you expect from someone who was a pet mistaken for a human being. I’m not saying that Miley Cyrus is entirely blame free, but she is bi product of parents who only seem to croak for dollars. Freely selling off their kids to the entertainment slaves and not allowing them to have the importance of a childhood.

Just a brief glimpse at Americas recent history and the numbers of child stars that have ended up either mentally deluded with multiple drug addictions or ended being fertiliser to an array of impressive flowers because of the pressures put on them really does show what force parenting can do. Corey Haim, The Olsen Twins, Micheal Jackson and the kid from the Partridge Family are all a part of the club that are either struggling mental institutions or 6ft under, so few who have been put through this process have survived.

But lets not get too lost too much in pointless jibber jabber and i know that there is an argument that there is an undeniable about the whole sexism issue, because Mileys video for Wrecking ball featured her swinging completely but naked on a wrecking ball and fornicating on a pile of rubble. But with Miley’s case you have to question her dads influence.

Billy Rays Strangle hold is one that I believe to be morally corrupt and lead by blinkered dollar signs to cover up his greed. Proving how one little accident lead to people believing he might be human. I guess it is easy for some to mistake a pet that was entered into a contest for being a real human being! Their probably the sort of people who thought Larry Bass the singing fish was a real life fish.

You don’t have to look hard to see Evils vile Smut plundering over the spawns career, Just look at Hannah Montana it screams like a paedophiles playground with sweet Daddy controlling the ranks, pulling the strings like the fame hungry Puppet Master that he is. But I guess you could say that about many others that are involved in in Hollywood’s shallow Merry-go-round. Its just that the force of nature  being displayed is becoming far more prominent, especially when daddy might be running for president. Or something like that I heard on the breadline, probably to do with the backing of The American Rifle Society and the stupidity of the all dancing all singing right Christian fraternity that does nothing but promote sheer ignorance. This will detrimental affects that can not be force seen

It wont be long before Miley the tragic puppet figure that she is will more then likely end up on the same washed up beach as the likes of The Olsen Twins or Macauley Culkin along with a doped up Beiber whilst other fame hungry puppet masters will be pushing their pets through the door.  


About bigjeffbristol

I am someone from Bristol in England who is deeply obsessed with live music! its pretty much like an OCD styled obsession that means pretty much every night I am out. I like being down the fron for shows, because then I can feel the music pulsing through me and I am not going to lie to you, I like to dance a lot. Which can make me at times incredibly annoying because of being 6ft4 tall with blonde curly locks so I am the Thoroughly Annoying Blonde!. and I like to preach my geeky musical inertia to people!
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